A burglar enters this ‘empty’ house and begins to survey the scene. All of the sudden in a small voice he hears, “I can see you and so can Jesus!” He jumps in surprise and looks around. No one is there—“I can see you and so can Jesus!” He looks all over again and in the corner, half-hidden, is a mangy parrot, “I can see you and so can Jesus!” The burglar rolls his eyes and says “What are you really going to do, you are nothing but a stinky parrot,” The parrot says, “but Jesus is a Rottweiler!”
No comments:
Post a Comment